Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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