You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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