it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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