walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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