im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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