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Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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