So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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