we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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