there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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