my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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