I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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