I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I came so hard my ears popped.
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