we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize