oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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