is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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