My first STD was from a foam party
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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