When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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