I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
the raccoons are back...
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