Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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