ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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