The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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