South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
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If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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