dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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