I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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