all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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