it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
If I die, sorry about rent.
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I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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