As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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