No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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