I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
