It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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