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hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I skipped work to stalk him.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?

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(+44): View more from England

Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.

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(315): View more from New York

in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better

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(519): View more from Ontario

I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you

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(775): View more from Nevada

Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary

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(612): View more from Minnesota

You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs

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