My pussy is not your playground.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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