CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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