Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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