can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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