Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Randomize
