Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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