this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
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However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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