smell my finger.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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