btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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