I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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