can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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