Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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