We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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