Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm like, not good at living.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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