There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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