I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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