It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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