I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
