She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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