sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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