she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
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She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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