Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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