Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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